Do You Inhale Cigars? How to Smoke a Cigar Properly

Alright, gents, let's talk cigars. This isn't your quick cigarette break behind the dumpster at work. Nope, cigar smoking is like the James Bond of tobacco enjoyment: classy, sophisticated, and definitely not something you rush through.

What Is Cigar Smoking All About?

First things first, cigar smoking isn't just about looking cool (though let's be honest, it doesn't hurt). It's about savoring a moment, appreciating craftsmanship, and maybe pretending you're a 1920s oil tycoon for a bit.

It's the whole package: choosing your stick, cutting it just right, and lighting it up like you're performing a sacred ritual. Smoking a cigar is not something you rush. It's a slow burn meant to be enjoyed, one draw at a time, with your full attention.

Do You Inhale Cigars?

Short answer: Hell no. Long answer: Still no, but here’s why. Cigars are not meant to be inhaled. Unlike cigarettes, which are designed for deep lung hits, cigars deliver their flavor and nicotine through the lining of your mouth.

Nicotine is absorbed through the soft tissues, giving you the effect without needing to pull it into your lungs. You're meant to taste the smoke, enjoy the richness, and then let it go. Inhaling a cigar is like chugging a glass of top-shelf whiskey. It misses the point and leaves you feeling worse, not better.

How To Properly Smoke a Cigar

Pick Your Poison: Choose a cigar that doesn't make you look like you're compensating for something.

The Cut: Don't butcher it. Use a proper cigar cutter and aim for a clean, precise cut. It's not a hot dog you're prepping for the grill.

Light It Up: Take your time here. Use a torch lighter or matches - your gas station Bic just won't cut it. Toast the foot evenly, like you're trying to get a perfect tan on a tiny tobacco beach.

The Main Event: Once it's lit, draw the smoke into your mouth. Let it hang out there for a bit, like an unwelcome in-law. Then, send it packing with a gentle exhale.

Pace Yourself: This isn't a race. Take a puff about once a minute. You want to keep it lit, not turn it into a fire hazard. 

Refining Your Palette: Tasting Notes

As you smoke, you might start to notice different flavors coming through. Some cigars lean earthy or leathery, others bring out spice, wood, or even subtle notes of chocolate and dried fruit.

A few can surprise you with hints of floral sweetness or coffee. Don’t worry if all you pick up at first is plain tobacco. That doesn’t mean your palate is broken. It just needs time and repetition. Like sipping a fine whiskey or getting into craft beer, enjoying the complexity of a cigar is part of the experience. It is not just about the buzz.

It is about slowing down and actually tasting what you are smoking. One day, you may come to enjoy the beloved cigar mouth that comes with smoking a stogie, or perhaps not. 

Know When to Set It Down

Know when to call it quits. Cigar smoking is about enjoyment, not endurance. If the flavor turns bitter, the smoke feels too strong, or you start feeling lightheaded, it is perfectly fine to put it down. There is no trophy for finishing a cigar you are not enjoying. Listen to your body and take it slow.

Nicotine hits everyone differently, and pushing past your limit is a quick way to turn a good experience into a bad one. Let the cigar rest in the ashtray with some dignity. You can always light up another one when you are ready.

Cigar Etiquette Is Important

Remember, smoking a cigar does not give you a license to be a jerk. Be aware of your surroundings and the people around you. Blowing smoke in someone’s face is a fast track to making enemies. If you are in a shared space or cigar lounge, good manners go a long way. Keep conversation respectful, ask before lighting up, and be mindful of the vibe.

When you are finished, let the cigar go out naturally. Do not smash it out like a cigarette. That is the cigar world’s version of a loud belch at a formal dinner. If you plan to visit a cigar lounge, take a minute to brush up on proper cigar etiquette. A little courtesy makes the whole experience better for everyone.

In Conclusion

Cigar smoking is not about inhaling. The smoke is drawn into the mouth, where you taste the flavor and absorb nicotine through the mouth’s lining. The point of smoking a cigar is to enjoy the experience slowly and savor the complexity of the flavors.

That said, cigar smoking is also about taking a break from the chaos of life. Whether you're celebrating something big (like Joe Burrow) or just enjoying some quiet, a cigar can turn a regular moment into something memorable. And if anyone questions your new habit, just tell them you're exploring your sophisticated side. It beats buying a monocle.